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Ah, the annual ramblings of your befuddled friend…

The thing is punctuation instructs us, it keeps us in line and lets us know where to stop, pause, be excited and know when the author’s adding his commentary. So with that said, here’s the 2016 Giffin Christmas punctuation.

I personally haven’t done a thing in 2009, same job, same activities (sans Homeowner’s Association) however I am still able to maintain my weight, so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

Christmas letter 2008 was the perfect Christmas sammich: a rant on top, some news in the middle and some “Come on, this is what it’s all about” on the bottom.

*CAUTION: PORTIONS EMBELLISHED TO MAKE US LOOK INTERESTING*

Every once in a while, when I’m sure I’m right with God and my immune system feels particularly strong I muster up all my courage and clean the Expedition.